Saturday, September 27, 2008

LMAO: What ... and give up show business?

You know it's always my desire to bring you valuable behind the scenes information that is often overlook by the major media. Here is one such example.

I am sure you have not read any reports about the guy in the photo just finishing up his important work. This unheralded hero is responsible for cleaning up the bullsh*t after each presidential debate. He claims to be able to determine the winner of the debate by the amount of refuse he has to remove around each podium.

So ... how did he judge this debate? After cleaning up the stage, he is reported to have commented, "I've seen a lot worse. This was pretty evenly spread around both podiums."

He tells friends that nothing compares to the Reagan/Carter debate, where he says the entire stage was knee deep in bullsh*t. He regrets not being around for the historic Nixon/Kennedy debate. "I hear stores that the bullsh*t overflowed the stage, but no one kept records in those days," he said.

When asked why he is assigned to this mission after each presidential debate, he simply replied, "I'm the duty officer." (No pun intended).

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